Too-ra-loo-rye, aye

Writer// 20// Suffering college student// Future Editor/Librarian// A little egotistical// Possibly a sociopath// Take those simple facts and make what you want of them// “You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters



I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

i like you

(via bumblebee-cumberbitch)

I’ve had three guys flirt with me in the last week, one get pissed when his friend flirted with me, and a cute worker at a Japanese steakhouse give me a free soda with my takeout.
When did this start happening? Did I suddenly get desirable over night?


"do you love the character or the person who plays them?"


(via magnetospurplemanties)


Tom Hiddleston accepts the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. (x)


when you’re eating in front  of your crush


(via bumblebee-cumberbitch)


being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

(via bumblebee-cumberbitch)


listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

(via sterekismydrugofchoice)

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